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Maybe Swearing Will Help.

When all else fails, what else can you do?! Perfect gift for students, work colleagues, or maybe a gift for your boss.



10 oz Premium White Ceramic Mug, 3.5 in / 95mm Height, 3.1 in / 80mm Diameter. Subject to minor variations.


All of our mugs are Orca® coated which ensures vibrant colours, sharp prints and above all a mug that is DISHWASHER safe.


The design is printed on both faces of the mug, so it suits either a left or right-handed person.

We only use Sawgrass Inks®, which is the industry top brand of dye sublimation inks and Ricoh® printers to ensure a high quality printed mug.

The print is not a transfer, it is printed in such a way that it becomes part of the outer surface of the mug.
So when you run your fingers over the surface of the printed area of the mug, it is completely smooth.


Please send a message via the Etsy messaging system if you would like to make any alterations or additions to the text on this mug.

If you would like to include a gift message, just add it to the "Notes to seller/Utter Apparel box" during the checkout stage and we will add it to the mug.


By their nature mugs are fragile and can break.

That is why we have invested in packaging that is specifically designed for shipping of mugs.

Each mug is shipped in a thick walled protective cardboard box that not only protects the mug during transit, but also makes a great presentation box (see additional images).

The box is then wrapped in a protective bubble mailing envelope to add another layer of protection.


Mugs, bags, aprons etc with this design:
- https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/UtterApparel?

Other Birthday Designs for this year
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Back to My Shop:
- https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/UtterApparel


Choose the quantity of mugs required in the pull-down menu.

If you require any alteration to the wording shown, please add it to the notes to seller section at checkout - during the checkout PLEASE make sure to check the delivery and billing info is correct! Double check your delivery address!

During the checkout stage you can:
a) Leave any notes for me in the "Notes to Utter Apparel" box.
b) Choose your shipping option(s) including any upgrades.
c) Make payment for your order (Paypal, Credit/debit cards and Etsy gift Certificates accepted).

You will receive email confirmations once you have placed and paid for your order. Please keep an eye on your Etsy account after you have placed your order in case we need to contact you concerning your order.

Once we receive your order we will then print and dispatch it - you will receive an email confirmation that your order has been shipped.

3 - Post Payment

You will receive email confirmations once you have placed and paid for your order. Please keep an eye on your Etsy account after you have placed your order in case we need to contact you concerning your order. My normal turnaround time is 1-3 working days, but often it 1-2 working days.

4 - Printing & Shipping

Once I receive your order I will then print and dispatch it - you will receive an email confirmation that your order has been shipped.



The following shipping durations are average ones based on past deliveries.

UK OPTIONS (Royal Mail)

1. 2nd Class Royal Mail – delivery is normally 2-3 working days after dispatch

2. 1st Class Signed For Royal Mail (upgrade at checkout) – delivery is normally 1 to 2 working days after dispatch

3. Special Delivery - Next Working Day (subject to postcode restrictions) after dispatch. Orders dispatched on a Friday are normally delivered the following Monday., but may be delivered on the Saturday at the discretion of the Royal Mail.


1. Standard Non Tracked Shipping – USA - 7-10 working days after dispatch, Canada 7-14 working days after dispatch, Australia and New Zealand 7-20 working days (depends upon remoteness of delivery destination), Europe 3-7 working days, other countries see shipping policies.

2. Tracked Shipping – USA - 5 to 7 working days after dispatch, Canada 7-10 working days after dispatch, Australia & New Zealand 7-14 working days after dispatch, Europe 3-7 working days after dispatch. Other countries see shipping policies.

Non-UK deliveries can sometimes take longer than the above average delivery times due to local Custom's clearance. Strikes and severe weather may also delay deliveries, these are outside of my control.

Please note that payment of any customs charges due upon delivery is not my responsibility.been shipped.


No order will be dispatched until full payment has been received and confirmation from the payment processing Company that the payment has been cleared.

Utter Apparel does not see any credit card information relating to a transaction.

Shipping from United Kingdom

Our current processing time is 1-3 working days from the time of ordering to the day of dispatch.

You will receive an email once your order has been printed and shipped. If you have chosen or been upgraded to an international tracked service (see details below) a tracking number will be included with the email.


Please note that the delivery times below are business days.

Actual shipping/delivery time will depend on the shipping/delivery method you choose. Some of the shipping upgrades available at the checkout have faster shipping times.

Standard Shipping Average Duration (un-tracked)
- United States: 7-10 business days
- United Kingdom: 2-3 business days
- Canada: 7-14 business days*
- Australia: 10-16 business days*
- New Zealand: 10-16 business days*
- EU Countries: 3-7 business days
- Other Countries: 7-21 days (if in doubt please contact me before ordering) Please note certain countries like Mexico can take up to 3 months for an order to arrive.

Shipping Upgrades (all available at the checkout)
- United States: 5-7 business days (priority tracked)
- United States: 2-4 Day Air Express tracked
- United Kingdom: 1-2 business days (1st class)
- United Kingdom: Next working day (special delivery) **
- Canada: 5-12 business days (priority tracked)*
- Australia: 7-14 business days (priority tracked)*
- New Zealand: 7-14 business days (priority tracked)*
- EU Countries: 3-7 business days (priority tracked)
- Other Countries: if a tracked service is available for your destination country it will be shown at the checkout stage as an upgrade.

* remote areas can take longer and major cities can be slightly quicker
** Next day delivery not available for parts of Scotland and the outlying Scottish Islands)

Please note the above times are based on average delivery times calculated from past orders. From time to time delays can occur due to bad weather, customs clearance or due to large volumes of mail at certain times of year like Christmas. Regrettably there is nothing that can be done to avoid such delays as they are outside of our control.

Buyers outside of the EU are liable for any customs duty or local tax that is applied to your order upon delivery.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details


Exchanges* - If the item is not personalised, a custom order or had the original design modified it can be exchanged if it is the wrong size or colour. You pay to send the item back to us and we send the item back to you free of charge.

Refunds* - Any item that does not have a year printed on it, is not personalised, or is not a custom order or had the original design modified can be returned for a refund. All original packaging must be returned and the item must have the original Utter Apparel tag attached to it.

Cancellation* - Any order can be cancelled up to the point of printing.

*For more detailed information see below

Custom items - where you specifically ask for your own design / wording or modification of an existing design to be printed.

Personalised items - all birthday and anniversary items that have a year printed on them, an item which has a name or number printed on it that is unique to the wearer / user.


You have a 21 day window from the time you receive your order to return/exchange it.

If an item qualifies for a refund (i.e. it is not personalised or a custom order or has a year printed on it), you must contact us first to inform us that you wish to have a refund (via your Etsy account). We will then send you a returns form.

If it is a garment it must be returned unworn and unwashed. All items must have the original Utter Apparel tag attached to the item and in the same condition as it was received. Any devaluation of the item due to use or wear will be deducted from the original purchase cost at the time of refund.

Please note that if you purchased a shipping upgrade for your order you will only be entitled to a refund of the cheapest shipping cost available at the time of ordering.

If the returned item is part of a multiple order, just the cost the item will be refunded, no original postage cost will be refunded.

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs when they return an item for a refund.

For personalised and custom items, you can only cancel your order up to commencement of printing. Once the item has been printed, it cannot be cancelled.

For items that are not customised or personalised they can be cancelled up to the point they are packaged ready for shipping. After shipping has occurred you will have to wait until you receive it and then request a refund (see refunds section).

To request a cancellation please contact us via your Etsy account, quoting the order number.

If an item is damaged upon receipt or you have received the wrong garment/size to that what you ordered (even though quality assurance measures are in place, Andrew & Samantha are only human and on a very rare day make a mistake), please contact us if there is a problem with your garment upon arrival.


Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. Utter Apparel is not responsible for delays due to customs.

UK legislation applies to all sales made through the Utter Apparel Etsy Shop, no matter what country the buyer resides in.

Frequently Asked Questions

Women's Sizing

We offer a range of tees for woman, each having their own style of fit and measurements.

The relevant measurements for each garment are shown in the size chart images for each listing.

If a style is referred to as "junior" fit it means it runs small in relation to a normal woman's fit.

Men's / Unisex Sizing

The relevant measurements for each garment are shown in the size chart image for each listing.

How long will it take to receive my items?

Orders shipped by Royal Mail.

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Standard: 2-3 business days
First class: 1-2 business days

Standard non tracked: 7-10 business days
Priority Tracked: 5-7 business days

Standard non tracked: 7-14 business days
Priority Tracked: 5-7 business days

Standard non tracked: 10-16 business days
Priority Tracked: 5-7 business days

Standard non tracked: 3-7 business days
Priority Tracked: 3-7 business days (exceptions apply)

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Gift wrapping and packaging

All items come with an Utter Apparel tag attached and are contained in their own protective packaging which is separate to the outer mailing bag.

If you are purchasing an item as a gift, we're happy to include a message. Just enter your message in the Notes to Seller field during the checkout stage and we will do the rest.

In addition gift wrapping is also available, to purchase the gift wrap visit https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/220783714

All orders are shipped without an invoice, although a packing slip (without pricing) is contained with each order.

Care instructions


- Wash inside out using a warm machine wash.
- Can be tumble dried on a LOW heat setting
- Do not iron over the printed design

Wholesale availability

If you are a small boutique or retailer and are interested in stocking our range of garments and products then please send an email to info@utterapparel.com and we would be happy to send you our current wholesale price list and terms.

Custom and personalised orders

If there is a design you like, but want it slightly altered, then please click / tap on the "Ask A Question" link above and let us know what you require.

Likewise if you want something bespoke printing then get in touch via the "Ask A Question" link.

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